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I put a shock to your system.

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Static Shock!

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The gods are nice, the alarm shut off,

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everything's covered.

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Huh What the heck is up with

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that?

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You mean, what up with that?Either you

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slang properlyDon't use it at all.

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It's a kid on a flying manhole. I don't

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care if it's Aladdin on his magic carpet.

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Get him.

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Metal weapons and dumb thugs. How easy

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does it get?

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Like turning on lights in a roach motel.

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That's my taser punch. Shocking, isn't

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it?I got him, Duke. I get caught. Okay,

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you caught me off guard. I'm new at this,

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so sue me.

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Not that I have a curfew or anything, but

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I really gotta wrap this up.

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Stick around, fellas. You've got company.

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Piece of cake with frosting and

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sprinkles. My first bad guy beat down and

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I hardly broke a sweat. Hard to believe

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that just two days ago, I was the last

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person you call hero material.

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Check me out now, will ya?I got the looks

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that thrill ya. If you're down, I'll feel

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ya. Yeah.

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Coming up like weeds. Hey, Puff Daddy,

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you're taking a long time for a guy with

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only five whiskers. At least I'm growing

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mine on purpose. Just hurry up and give

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you a little weak rap and a rest. Aw,

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don't forget your dog collar.

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Sisters.

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Ah Dang static electricity. Isn't it time

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we got some hardwood floors, people?

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Sorry, son. I'm in a hurry this morning.

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I feel you, Pops. Got a big day in front

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of me myself. Big. Big, big.

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I'm taking my friendship with Frida to

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another level. Gonna ask her to

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homecoming. What'd she ever do to you?

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What's this?An egg smoothie?You know

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that's just the way Mama made 'em. Funny.

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I don't recall ever needing a straw to

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eat hers. Come on, Virgil. Your sister

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went to all this trouble. The least you

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can do is give 'em a try.

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HuhMama, if you're listening,

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I could use some help here.

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Hello?Hey,

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Teddy. Yeah, I really liked

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that lecture last night. Tonight?You mean

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a real day?

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Umm Let me check my schedule. Of course I

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have a schedule. No, I don't have a

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little black book. It's Paisley.

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Good looking out, moms.

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Fluffy egg goodness.

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V-Man. Richie. Is today

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gonna be that day or what?If you mean me

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and Frida?Of course, today's the day.

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Man, it's on. Hey.

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Oh, yo-yo, here's your chance, bro. Let

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me hear that strong rap you're going to

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drop on her. Well, Frida, we've known

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each other for a long time now, and I was

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kind of wondering if you would do me the

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honor. Snore. Do me

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the honor. Man, you sound like a form

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letter. That's not going to cut it with--

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hey, Frida. Hey, guys.

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Guess what?Mr. McDonald said we could put

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up the decorations early this year. Cool.

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Hey, look at me. I got to go. Good luck

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with your test.

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You're worried this weekend, Virgil. I've

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been dying to talk to you about

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homecoming. Oh, really?Yeah, I need your

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advice. You know Eddie the quarterback?I

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heard he wants to take me to the dance.

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But Dave also left a message, and Cleo

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said that Seth Gray wanted my phone

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number. Isn't it wild?I'm juggling

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3 hotties. You know, Frida, hotties and

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everything. In some circles, wit and

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offbeat charm still count for a lot.

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I was wondering if you would do me the

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honor... Hey, Frida, looking

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good.

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You smell good, too.

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F-stop, you need to brush up on Body

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Language 101. Hers says, Not in this

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lifetime.

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Let's see if your face can understand

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what my fist is saying. Ah

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Yo, I know you're not sweating my man,

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Virgil, Francis. Nah, Wade,

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we were just playing. Here,

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Virge.

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Catch you later, Virgil.

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Tangling with F-stop?Are you crazy?That

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dude makes Norman Bates look like Mr.

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Rogers. Tell me something I don't know.

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If it wasn't for Wade, I'd be looking for

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a good plastic surgeon right about now.

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Yeah, straight up, V. Hey, if any more

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static breaks out between you and F-stop,

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you know I got your back. Thanks, man.

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Peace and out.

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If only you knew kung fu.

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Hey,

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I'm picking up where I left off. Jump.

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Come on, guys.

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Oh, gee, can't we do this later, fellas?A

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beatdown just doesn't feel right without

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lockers and dim school lighting. Virgil

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the jokester. Laugh your way out of

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this funny man.

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Epstop, Wade and his homie headed ourway.

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You'll be seeing more of me, Verge.

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Believe that.

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Ah, wait. I had 'em just where I wanted

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'em, man. Meet me under the stone

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bridge in a half. A half hour?But

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I-- I gotta meet my pops in a half hour.

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I-- In a half?

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Say, son, where were you this afternoon?

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Well, Dad, the nice gang bangers invited

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me for tea and cookies. Son, don't you

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know that bangers are dangerous?With all

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due respect, Dad. Well, duh

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Gee, it's so nice out. It's a shame to be

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indoors.

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Welcome to our crib, Virgil. Cosy,

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this place should be on that show, This

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Old Warehouse. I like you, Virgil.

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You're funny and you're smart, but

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keeping Francis off your butt takes too

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much of my time. I... I never asked you

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to do that, Wade. Hear that?Dissing,

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Wade. You must be crazy. Word. That punk

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Francis is looking for street cred, young

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brother. One day, he's gonna catch you

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out there, and I won't be around. Sick

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dudelike him. Who knows what he'll do

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then?Gee, I was kind of hoping he'd get

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bored of me and go terrorize a tank. This

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is no joke, Virgil. There's only one way

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you're going to save your skin. Roll with

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my crew. Me?You don't want me.

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I'm only 14, and I'm too stringy to be a

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banger. Don't front, Virgil. I'm offering

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you life insurance. You join up, and F

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Stopp will back off quick. He ain't

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looking to tangle with this posse.

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I feel what you're saying,

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but it's my pops. He's got alittle

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problem with gangs, and I'm too young to

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be homeless. Your pop's gonna watch your

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back all day?He gonna beat on F-stop for

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you?Always said you were smart, Virgil.

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Don't prove me wrong now.

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Football injury, huhYes, sir. Two

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things. One, since when do you play

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football without a helmet?And two, since

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when does your narrow behind play

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football at all?Who asked you, Miss Nosey?

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Pops, can I be excused?I'm really sore.

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Sure, son.

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Come on, Dad. Football?He'll talk about

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it when he's ready.

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Ah

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Hello?Tell me it's not true. Tell me you

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did not join Wade's crew. Where'd you

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hear that?Word's all over, Virg. It's

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like they want everyone to know. But I

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didn't. Not exactly. I mean, I didn't

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say yes. I just sort of nodded like I was

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thinking on it. Geez, Virgil, your mom

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died from gang fire. Don't you think I

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know that?What am I going to do?

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I got the F problem. Big time. Yeah.

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Well, now you got the Wade problem, too.

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He's going to expect favors, man. OK, OK,

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I'll squash this. Tell him there's been a

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misunderstanding. Maybe I could be a

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banger water boy or something. Hold on, I

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got incoming. Hello?Meet us at the

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docks, now. Gate 10. We're taking care of

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your problem tonight. Wade,

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Wade! Terrific.

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Hello?

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Keep your mouth shut.

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What's going on?There's gonna be a major

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throwdown tonight with all the crews in

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the city. Wait, we gotta talk. Shh.

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Look.

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Time to go the permanent route, little

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bro. This way.

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Oh, man. I stepped into it big this time.

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Virgil,

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this is gonna be fun.

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Freeze.

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You are in a restricted area. Drop all

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weapons and step into the open.

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What's going on?Grab your mask.

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I'm home. I'm alive.

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Dang static electricity.

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Down, boy.

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Phew. Don't slam the doors. Yes,

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Sir.

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Huh

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Whoa! Dad's razor! It's

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possessed!

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I'm a human fuse box!

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I got it! I got it! Hello?

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Virgil, what happened?You are gonna trip.

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Meet me in the auto junkyard ASAP. Bye.

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Say what?

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Virgil! Yo, Virgil!

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I'm worrying about his butt and he's

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rushing me off the phone and...

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Whoa! Tell me that's not cool. How

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the heck did you... There was an

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explosion last night. There was this gas.

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It changed me, Richie. Check it out.

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Double whoa. Yeah.

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No more asking my pops to borrow his car,

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dude. Uh, you

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don't even drive yet, V. Whatever.

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Oh, and I rather like this.

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Talk about your static cling. V, man,

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you could so be a superhero.

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I could, couldn't

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I?

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Come on, V. We gotta get you some gear.

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Not your best look, chicken legs.

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All right, now this is just embarrassing.

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Yeah, you look like a battery commercial.

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Next.

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We've got ourselves a winner.

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And that's pretty much how it all began.

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We need a ladder. Guess I should

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ground him.

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The new lab computers.

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Those lights go over there. Hey, I

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thought Virgil was coming. Oh, well, he

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had to get his VCR fixed. Yeah, you know

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how it flashes?12:00, 12:00. That. Check

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it out. What is it?What is it?Oh,

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it's over

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here. Let's go. Special

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delivery.

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I had business at the warehouse, and look

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what I found. Who are you?

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The name's Static. I

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put a shock to your system. Good one.

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I see you still got some work to do.

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Fortunately, I'm what you call one of

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your all-purpose superheroes.

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It's beautiful.

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Not as beautiful as the sight I see, my

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Cherie.

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Why isn't it this easy for Virgil?See ya!

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He's a natural.

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It's getting worse. They keep mutating.

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Is the hazmat team here yet?He's

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burning up.

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What a trip.

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This is gonna be fun. Gotta get

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'em, gotta go, get 'em

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I put a shock to your system.

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Static shock!